Myopic & Self-Indulgent History #3

So I was trying to think--in imperfect yearly counting--how long I've lived in different regions of these United States. And this is, off-hand, mind you, what I came up with:

The Midwest: 21 to 23 years.

The South (including the sub-tropics): 17 to 19 years.

The West (north and south, mountain and pacific): 9 to 10 years.

The East (northeast, really): 2 to 3 months.

Oh, I think of odd, pointless things.